Polka Dots Are My Friends (Big Boobs Are the Devil)

Dress &Belt:Thrifted
Shoes: Target(perhaps '08?)

I suffer from big boob/ no butt syndrome. The symptoms:
Having to purchase a Large instead of a small or medium dress
Must keep safety pins on hand in case of boobie blowouts
I look like I may tip forward due to lack of an anchor(hindparts)
Lowcut tops tend to look slutty
spaghetti straps are dangerous
Horizontal stripes may render some passers by dizzy
Since the age of 11 I've dealt with these hinderances (thing 1 and thing 2). There must be a big boob survival guide out there somewhere to help us out with these Dolly Partons! Anyone have any tips for the top weary gal?
Big Boob Girls Unite!


Natural .....again | April 11, 2011 at 6:02 PM


_Amina M | April 11, 2011 at 6:02 PM

heh heh LOVE IT!!! Big boobs are cool!

Prissy | April 11, 2011 at 6:14 PM

Hi Keesha...I'm Prissy & I belong to the BBC (Big Boob Committee)... I absolutely HATE these thangs!!! Ugghhhh!!! On another note, I love your dress!!


kdr*S | April 11, 2011 at 6:29 PM

@Natural Again: Girl you are the queen lol


@Prissy: Dont they get in the way??? Even loose shirts cant hide these puppies lol

Vanessa | April 11, 2011 at 6:59 PM

I'm in the club too. Had breast reduction surgery 4yrs ago and guess what they grew back. I am so sick and tired of them. I love belts but they make the boobies look even bigger while under my breast.

Sing | April 11, 2011 at 8:01 PM

Haha, funny post. You look great. I got booty and boobs, double threat, ugh.

Ife' | April 11, 2011 at 9:06 PM

LOL!!! Girl, I know it doesn't look like I am a part of the BBC, but I am. DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS ARE DOUBLE D'S...it's really a proportion issue. My boobs just don't match the rest of my body and I can never find a comfortable 34 DD that cost less than $75! ugh! And you knwo those cute little crew neck shirts that the IBTC girls wear? Yeah, not so hot on me. Lol. Okay, I am done venting now!!

I LOVE THAT DRESS! So cute and I can tell that it could easily be dressed up or down!

BiancaFace | April 11, 2011 at 9:29 PM

Wow! There's a lot of us in the big boob club. I say at least we're not captains of the itty bitty titty committee!! But I guess I'm a little bit more balanced than you if you know what I mean, lol. You look great girlfriend!!

Anonymous | April 13, 2011 at 7:24 AM

Love this dress girl!!! I have the big boob woes too. I used to be a part of the itty bitty club but with me gaining weight, I gained a lot up top!

BESOS LYNN | April 13, 2011 at 2:23 PM

OK, sadly I am not a part of your committee! However, I do know a thing or TWO about this subject. My mom is a card carying member. So, Jill Scott (JILLY FROM PHILLY) has a bra line and I think it is sold via Ashley Stuart. Please goggle it and tell me how you like it. A few friends have given her bra line RAVE reviews!!!!

kdr*S | April 13, 2011 at 8:28 PM

Thanks for the tip Lynn. I will check it out!

The Vintage Damsel | May 7, 2011 at 3:48 PM

You look Good! my big boobs are a serious problem, yours just add shape to your dress! x

Katie Hallison | February 8, 2012 at 5:27 PM

Kids do have a tough time adjusting to the environment, especially during puberty stage. A good-sized asset is definitely good since it can provide a boost in self-esteem and confidence. You always have options if you want change though. Cheers to your polka dress! :)

Kenny Ray | March 27, 2014 at 3:02 PM

I stumbled here for SOME reason but girls all i can say is i feel your pain. big boobs are Awful and i Hate them is there ANYWAY you can...post pictures of your torment....i mean...i would pay.....

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