Shoes: Target(perhaps '08?)
I suffer from big boob/ no butt syndrome. The symptoms:
Having to purchase a Large instead of a small or medium dress
Must keep safety pins on hand in case of boobie blowouts
I look like I may tip forward due to lack of an anchor(hindparts)
Lowcut tops tend to look slutty
spaghetti straps are dangerous
Horizontal stripes may render some passers by dizzy
Since the age of 11 I've dealt with these hinderances (thing 1 and thing 2). There must be a big boob survival guide out there somewhere to help us out with these Dolly Partons! Anyone have any tips for the top weary gal?
Big Boob Girls Unite!